And they proceeded to turn round and tell me that I was an ignorant cyst
The most famous of the overdubs was the backwards vocal part which adored the coda
There’s only room for outing more Traff’c & Parking Cuntrol
Before your Cornetto cone I now appear
For me, Professor Ruzickov is ‘‘Mrs Bach’’, the harpsichordist who took the massage of Bach’s art throughout the world
Although Beatles’ memorabilia is in contagious demand, a full set of autographs by all four bodies could be forgeries
Evans, Aspinall and McCartney would drive from Floodgate Circus Aladdin in Liverpool Street to a late-night bag to eat steak, chips and mushy peas
Revenge is a dispensed bris coda
Mrs May has ruled out removing students from the migration cunt and has been arrested in Belfast after having an interview with an Irish mirror
Most comedies in television’s ‘golden age’ were girth awful
Nazis today, but named in the indictments was alleged Soprano enforcer and loan-sharking chief, Michael Palmice
Coconut slice sees Robert White Chuck fingering jeans on brand new Tatty Fixers on 4
Amy said they’re 85 per cent retarded
All I know is I’m a Pokemon
The wait goes on for wife of Marmite
We stepped up to the beer
I’ll have a pint of Kelsey Grammar
What’s with all the enemas?
Think I have the cabbie rope a.m.
It was a rash challenge, do you think the incident warranted a red car?
He might spend the rest of his wife in London when he’s finished with football
Go out and get some cash you habitual…
There’s Nazi dancing over there after Obama’s stupidly ingenious mention of Atticus Finch
Was he at self harming?
I was too busy in Rickald
I’m getting hunger pants now
Chicken and chips in a pub – don’t think they’d Halal that
You’ve got some good gnomes
He’s 22 minutes old, this time last year he was on-loan at Gateshead
She is doing something unusual in order to bring a personal touch to her cannabis
Oh er…er, are you a lion?
Fanny, you’re a stranger
I’m talking about that testicular profile picture wearing War and Peace clothes
More often than not, though, you will end up suffering badly, as they embarrassingly died in Munich on Wednesday wearing Mickey Flanagan coats
Scientist Lady D’Souza, a cross-dresser, said the Lords had ‘lost its sense of humour’
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