What flood comes from the sea?
Andy shared a video of someone with a harp problem
A new Stuart Pearson dies every week
Koscielny homes in on gory charge
Wan’ an extra ‘break the ice’
Dates are good for one ear
And we’ve all considered the gin for about five minutes
Twitter’s stock price has fallen 38 per cent since Mr Dorsey retired to the microwave last year
Smoothies put out Forest fire, so stop moaning about the balding over the line, have snake alarms and shine like the whore universe is you
Is the pioneer shop still there warning Moroccan spices?
They sacked deep for butt love for five days on the Colin Murray Show
Then the girl raped me on my foot, followed by some 25,000 supporters, who, aided by 5,000 of the Marianne Faithful, broke the ground’s attendance record
The Murray Mints have dealt with mountains of rubbish at a gala fisted by Charles, both having a brolly good laugh
Here with me is England scum-half Kieran Brackett
de Valera moved to repeal the External Relations Act but a general erection in February 1948 saw him lose orifice after 16 years in power
Dr. Mohan Marijuana stated why he’s going on strike: ‘‘We are here to say Thai doctors are not good doctors’’
Fencing Supporters Guaranteed: Enough is Enough
Mike Ellis has been guitar for the past two weeks
He lives in a blind woman, so take your bra and panties off, juicy Ella Donna
Deciding what erection to take with your pension can be nerve wracking, especially when reading hospital comics and Ebola Magazine
The communist air-borne insect is constantly putting pictures of his back flies on Instagram
Was he the one-eyed man?
Did someone say ‘‘Camaford’’?
There has been president drizzle since dawn and no sign of the sun
War and Peace ends at the nesting thumb
Was disappointed they didn’t show much of the whore
Maximum weight for printed papers is 2kg to Canada and Cantona
Wankstein started off with cock sucking then would give me different erections to listen to
Everyone’s convicted we need to have total focus to have a chance
He’s tainted well
‘‘I love taking people to parliament’’ said Mr. Goldsmith – ‘‘you can take an eight-year-old or an 80-year-old and they will just jizz with excitement’’
Who’s got the tape gun?
I think the gannet’s got it
Ground control to Mao Tse-tung
He’s in doggy Devon rip xx
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It’s a springboard for people with an incest, like a photographic scrapbook
We’re gonna seam each other on Saturday by valium’s Catford bus garage
How do we approach the jewellery on this one?
Googleless driver crashes near HQ
The flooding was marvellous