Poetry

Conversational Miss Herrings Part XXX

flies on the wall

Errol feeds plants

Is that a week of crap or re-crap?

10 cunts cunt-cut men’s denim

A howler from outta bollocks is as naked as the boss

Even smaller than a cat

True friendship is knowing that if you fall down drunk I will be there to fuck you up (after I finish laughing)

Rescue this bag and collect Green Points

Our angle is at peace

If the clitoris goes unused it will retreat into the budgie

The meo-puzzle can come earlier for others in Return of the Stiff

The thing I remember about the kitchen was the cupboard door under the sink being loose due to Muhammad doing something with it when he was laying a New York top

It’s like heaven in a tree trunk

You had three Kit Kats at the wedding, I just sat on a poo

I need genitals, I need tippy toe

You can get a salad round that

January as it stands is a Bernie question that has yet to be answered

Yes, Mourinho remains the fans’ flavoured choice, but Remi Garde is the second God in management

One of the threats now being made is to flood the House of Lords with loads of new Tory pervs, 12 kid-friendly twats on mum’s favourite meals plus one git voucher

Got tape glasses and flannel sluts?

Toilet analyst, we waited for before weeks ago

We’ve got bus driver organs

If you still don’t have a picture, switch your TV to the AV or HD channel chewed into Virgin TV

The Old Queers Head throw an all day, FREE ENTRY blast for us all

Brand new music in old London news

Went to a pub last night called The Old Daring Salmon

Are they Quaver(bles) (balls)?

If we went on there we’d get sewed up the arse

And you threw up over one of our greatest pop stars Will Young, the Polish porn star and a statue of the Fortieth Year of King Edward III

Let’s go and get a rapport from the Brazilian Grand Prix

Have you heard about his sex tape? There’s black men involved

Krissy & Debbie have a huge selection of vintage designer bags and jewellery-thick Chanel, Givenchy and Moschino

And a bit of bacon powder to give it a lift

Planet control room operator

You can’t treason with terrorists, they fight to the death unlike the Fritzl and Ray Parlour, who you sent off in the first half

I don’t like scarf music, they sell thongs, Thais and shit

I just wrote this song. It’s going to be fancy

Rainham MP Jon Cruddas has raised concerts at the possibility of the government renewing plans for a super-prison to be built in Beam Park

I don’t know too much about their manger. He’s been out of the country and was a number two

It’s literally entertainment

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