A rugby league match is an aggressive comedian
He said mosques tend to fall off the cave in bad weather
You’re in the wings as I text your tits
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Official Chart Bile featuring Union J
Conde Nast Traveller fervently dubbed Leeds ‘The UK’s favourite city’
Have you hung around a car wash?
She was a Swiss-eyed girl
Cremating the Christmas shop
With deliciously thick bleach
Barack Obama bent down to pick up the Queen’s tampon
This is the time of night I need loads of biscuits and business
Putin on the style
in the curious incident of the dog nightingale,
it’s got Aldi on it
Hello Spitalfields, are you feeling wrong?
Court No 1 will get a retractable roof in the £70million molestation
Word of wanking, though –
No matter what our age, no matter the time of year,
we feel the right to don noodles
It was Mickey Mouse’s studio, his family, I think, all ran it
My mum’s good at meningitis
Just don’t send her to the Italian shop
Beware the cost of a Boris brolly
Is there a dildo?
Would you wear a quilt to your wedding?
This is the pudding mix where
I cum on the handle bars
Cod fingers, chips, beans/fleas
Have you penned a Miss Herring?
RNL Little Oats is a well-hung codlet
So no Peking until 25th December
They will receive an email every time you rubbish a post
Please buy a tissue for
the warmer in May in tribute to the dead soldiers
I’m gonna take a pizza of the Christmas tree
As Santa clouds surround clowns
He trained with them, played in a match with them and died [in] a Q&A session
If you’re playing a three year old then play Gerrard in the back three.